My husband has a slight bird phobia and there were several very tame geese hanging around our hotel because there’s a pond right there. So this morning, he’s putting our bags in the trunk, and this goose that had been walking across the parking lot suddenly took off flying right behind him. Michael hit the deck like we were taking enemy fire. Like, without a second thought- just boom, flat on the ground on his stomach. The goose landed about 2 feet away from us and just stood there looking offended, like “Dude. Wtf?” This has been the best birthday ever.