Come on- you can’t tell me that Sam Winchester doesn’t know that stuff about planets and ears. 

Better questions for God:

• Why are seahorses the only species where the males give birth?
  
• Why spiders?
  
• Why’d you make skunks and porcupines so cute when they’re so hard to cuddle?
  
• Were the dinosaurs like your first toys and your sister broke them all?
  
• Follow-up question: Can you hook me up with a tiny dinosaur for a pet?