@deansbeerbottle has been trying to get this record signed by J2 for the past three cons. She finally did it and I was so happy for her. When she first mentioned it, I thought it was an awesome idea because they sang that song in an interview. As a joke, I kept telling her I was going to steal it once she got it signed and I even wrote a heist story once about how I’d do it. Today she snuck it into my suitcase with a note that said it was always supposed to be for me. My heart hurts. I literally don’t know what I did to deserve her.