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There are so many directions you could take this. If you wanted a J2 scenario you could imagine Jared as the quarterback for the LA Rams, and Jensen was a jewel thief who was masquerading as an inept ventriloquist who was planning on heisting Jared’s newly won Super Bowl ring. Upon breaking into his cabin while Jared is in the shower, he gets caught and yada yada yada, tight end, wide receiver, hand up up my backside, the jokes write themselves.
I prefer more of a true period piece crossover. Picture Sam with a tight perm and a mustache, Dean with a Ted McGinley feathered haircut, both dressed in ice cream colored suits for the evening wear, tiny upsetting shorts and barely there tank tops or mesh t’s for casual wear. Socks up to the knees.
They are booked on the Princess as two partners in the law firm, Reynolds and Deluise. They are actually there to work a case. There has been a rash of ghost sightings on the ship, all of which were highly publicized in the Weekly World News. Dean is obviously distracted, it is the loveboat. Sam is getting the attention of every old lady on the cruise, and has to fend off a randy Rue McLanahan for the entire hour long episode. Dean has a threesome involving the Landers Sisters. Back to the case. Turns out there is a ghost. A young woman from Nebraska committed suicide by diving off the top deck into the shallow end of the pool after learning her husband cheated on her, during their honeymoon no less. For the purpose of wrapping up the plot, and lets face the writing sucks on the love boat, the woman was actually creamated, but for some reason all of her personal belongings are still stored in the ships hold. The bros find her stuff, burn her toothbrush, ghost is gone. To wrap it up, Sam has to tell Rue goodbye, gently, with a kiss on the cheek, and Dean sprints off, narrowly missing the Landers twins and leaving Sam to the awkward task of telling them he has no idea where he went.
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