Before this episode started, Joan and I practiced some phrases that come in handy for bucklemming episodes including: 

• Man, that SUCKED.
• What. The. Actual. Fuck. 
• You call this dialogue that actual humans speak??!!?
• Man, THAT sucked.
• Eugenie and Brad wouldn’t know pacing if it literally ran them over and left them for dead.
• This is some bullshit.
• MAN, that sucked. 
• Have the duo ever actually watched an episode of this show?
• WHy is everyone SOOOOO OOC??
• MAN, THAT SUCKED.

As you can see, this helpful guide worked like a charm. All we had to do was cut and paste the appropriate phrase at the perfect time and it took care of our entire text conversation. Feel free to use them.