The first things said to me in 2017 were “My weiner won’t go down” and “I’m never wearing underpants again. It’s stupid.” Both were from Jensen. My 3 year-old son Jensen. Not Jensen Ackles obviously. Although it would have been awesome if Jensen Ackles wandered into my dining room, slammed his underwear down on my table, and said “I’m never wearing underwear again” then walked out muttering “My wiener won’t go down”.