Ketch: How does Sam get his hair so shiny? How many ratty flannels does Dean own? I NEED ANSWERS FOR MY REPORT, PEOPLE.
Random BMoLs: Yes, sir!
*20 minutes later*
BMoLs: Sam uses super secret shampoo. Dean owns 7 ratty flannels and 10 fairly unratty flannels.
Ketch: Good work. Pints all around.