Okay, but I need like a running gag where demons just leave random people whenever Sam walks into a room.

themegalosaurus:

Dean gets back and is like ‘ohshit Sammy are you on the blood again’

Sam like ‘no, no, I actually just spoke to them, uh, really sternly and it seemed to work. i think maybe the beard…’ *gestures vaguely at chin*

Dean *suspicious* *keeps trying to uncurse Sam’s beard*