I’m gonna watch the ep later, but I hear it’s good so far? My dash is full of Sam girls yelling yass Sam. Oh, does it have brother moments?

I really liked it. It had Priestchesters and Bert and Ernie sweaters and Sam talked about his powers. Actually, Sam talked a lot more than he has lately and that was refreshing. Plus Dean started off shutting Sam down constantly when Sam tried to talk about how Mary leaving affected him, but in the end he shows he really was listening to Sam. That part was awesome. 

So overall, I’d give this episode a big thumbs up. 

I love that Jensen broke the phone, and that Dean was pissed enough to do that. And I would love to brake a phone, I can’t afford to break mine but it would be awesome. I’m weird. Anyway, I LOVE your captions. Favorite account ever.

Thank you so much, anon! That made me very happy and since I’ve been randomly grumpy all day for no good reason, I really appreciate it.

I have an old phone that doesn’t work so I guess I could give it a try but I already know I wouldn’t be able to do it and then I’d just feel silly. 😀 

Also me, in Mamma Mia, if Lucifer could regenerate his face like that, why can’t he do the same when he was in Nick? I mean that’s the only reason they won’t bring Mark back is because his vessel decayed right? Ugh i do hope it gets better.

No clue. Also were Lucifer’s eyes ever red before? I don’t think so. He’s not a demon. He’s an angel. I was reading some of the responses to my last answered ask and some of them are really good. Someone said maybe Lucifer couldn’t go into the cage in a vessel this time because they didn’t have the rings to open the portal and someone else said it might be because it was so heavily warded. But as good as those answers are, I have to ask myself: are we as a fandom twisting ourselves into knots trying to come up with plausible answers to excuse the continuity and canon errors of bad writing? I think that’s very possible. It’s sad really. That doesn’t mean I don’t love this show or that I won’t continue to watch it, just that I sincerely hope the writing improves FAST. 

Something i just realized in 12×01. Why didn’t they just use a tracking spell to find Sam? They used it a lot before with the spell that burns a map.

I don’t know. I don’t know anything anymore. They forgot so much canon and it got worse last night. Why would they not be able to put Lucifer in a cage if he’s in a vessel? That was literally the whole plot of the end of season 5: Sam letting Lucifer in his vessel so he could jump in the cage. I’m just going to chalk it up to terrible writers and hope it gets much better soon. 

You didn’t live blog the show! i missed you. Did you like it? I did bu the pt with Sam hallucinating and then faking killing himself about did me in.

I know. I wanted to just watch the premiere so I could really absorb it. I missed commenting about stuff on here though, so I’ll probably go back to that next episode. 

I can’t believe I haven’t seen more people talking about Sam’s hallucinations.

He sees Kevin being killed by Gadreel then sees Dean’s face after he got torn apart by hellhounds. He sees Meg dying and Jessica on the ceiling.  

Then it’s just Dean. Dean in Swan Song beaten by Lucifer using Sam’s own hands. Dean’s voice saying “I’m dead because of you. This is all your fault. We’re all dead because of you, Sam. It should have been you. You’re a freak. It’s your fault. Why won’t you die? It’s all your fault.

And he says “You’re right”, surely the most heartbreaking line Sam has uttered since he said “So?” after Dean told him he’d die if the trials were completed.

He was being confronted by all the stuff he feels guilty about. Most of that involved Dean. He has so much guilt over Dean. Thanks to the BMoL and their mind games, he had to listen to Dean, his rock, the only constant in his life, telling him to quit, to give up, to die. But he didn’t. He probably wanted to right then. As far as he knows, Dean’s dead. Cas is gone. EVERYONE is gone. But he fought back. He didn’t give up. Instead he cut his hand right where it was cut before. The spot where he always pressed to control the hallucinations after Dean showed him how. “I am your flesh and blood brother. Okay? Believe in that! You gotta make it stone number one, and build on it.” 

I’m a little bit awed by Sam’s character right now and by how awesome Jared did in those scenes. 

Why did Dean snap his phone into two halves?

He was absolutely furious that the BMoL had Sam. 

I mean, look at his face right after that:

I’d be veryyyy afraid if I saw Dean Winchester that pissed at me. 

But here’s an interesting thing. Someone asked Emma Peterson who works on the show about the phone and this was her response:

So Jensen just straight up broke that phone in half with his bare hands. Go, Jensen! (X)