Somewhere in the vastness of the empty Zach is screaming THAT WAS ALL I HAD TO DO? ALL THAT WORK- AUs AND TIME JUMPS AND TRICKS AND KIDNAPPING- AND I COULD HAVE JUST…TAKEN SAM AWAY FROM HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

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One scene from Beat the Devil with captions for the Wincest-impaired.

To her credit, Mary didn’t actually say anything at all because she knew she’d never change his mind. But you could see the worry and sadness on her face all through this scene while Dean got ready to go.

One scene from Good Intentions with captions for the Wincest-impaired.

So how did Zachariah become the one angel in every universe whose job it is to write the Winchesters into fan fic AUs? I NEED TO KNOW.