themegalosaurus:

Possible triggers that may prompt Dean to cast out Michael in s14:

  • Sam drives the Impala
  • Sam re-instals iPod jack in the Impala, lets Jack pick the music, listens to teen emo!rock and loves it
  • Sam’s beard
  • Sam’s beard resulting in Sam becoming a glowing beacon of sexual allure to all who see him
  • Newly empowered by beardy confidence, Sam repaints Impala in millennial pink to match his developing hipster image
  • Sam sells pink Impala for more beard oil
  • Jack tries and fails to grow his own beard and Sam comforts him with allusion to Dean’s own lack of chinly hirsuteness (”some guys just can’t grow beards, Jack, it’s okay”)
  • idk how Michael!Dean is in on all the beard chat but it’s probably broadcast over angel radio by Cas, himself a helpless acolyte of hipster beard lumberjack dad Sam
  • I don’t make the rules

eeyore9990:

barbeauxbot:

shippingisnotactivism:

“as long as the ship is not illegal”

there’s… no such thing… as illegal ships. nobody cares about your ships. holy shit I can’t, please log off tumblr ONCE in a while

In the fandom justice system, shipping based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Tumblr, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Shipping Wars Unit.

These are their stories. 

*dun dun!!!*

samrobotize:

supernaturalprincess9:

thestampedeli:

#’dean’ #’dean we have a serious problem’ #’you put the mattress up against the wall’ #’where are we going to have the sex?’ #’dean this is serious talk to me and get off your phone’ #’dean pls’ (via texasbowlegs)

I love the way Sam grabs the chair and moves it right next to Dean… like, “Holy crap… I cannot be expected to sit THAT far away from my brother!“

lol