Possible triggers that may prompt Dean to cast out Michael in s14:
Sam drives the Impala
Sam re-instals iPod jack in the Impala, lets Jack pick the music, listens to teen emo!rock and loves it
Sam’s beard
Sam’s beard resulting in Sam becoming a glowing beacon of sexual allure to all who see him
Newly empowered by beardy confidence, Sam repaints Impala in millennial pink to match his developing hipster image
Sam sells pink Impala for more beard oil
Jack tries and fails to grow his own beard and Sam comforts him with allusion to Dean’s own lack of chinly hirsuteness (”some guys just can’t grow beards, Jack, it’s okay”)
idk how Michael!Dean is in on all the beard chat but it’s probably broadcast over angel radio by Cas, himself a helpless acolyte of hipster beard lumberjack dad Sam
there’s… no such thing… as illegal ships. nobody cares about your ships. holy shit I can’t, please log off tumblr ONCE in a while
In the fandom justice system, shipping based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Tumblr, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Shipping Wars Unit.
Can we start a blurry Jensen meme? I was looking forward to the Rogue mag shoot and a tad disappointed that in all the group shots they blurred him out so making it a funny meme might help. Can we have blurred Jensen quickly exiting awkward situations?