Tag: Jensen Ackles

I still don’t understand the value of this ‘dress left’. And English is not my native language. Please explain!

Posted on by nothingidputbeforeyou

Okay, I was trying to be tactful when I just put up the link with definition but we’re all adults here, right? And I can totally say the word “penis” without snickering. Probably. So here we go. For science.

If you are a person with a sizable penis and you put on a pair of pants, you have to decide whether to dress right or dress left. Basically which side are you gonna put your penis on? Jensen said at jaxcon that he dresses left. Of course, sharp-eyed fans already knew that. 

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So there is my well-researched answer.

Please join me next time when I continue my scientific exploration and answer the question “Does Jared Padalecki’s ass have it’s own gravitational pull?” (SPOILER ALERT: Signs point to yes)

Here’s the rest of his answer-it’s too shaky to gif:

Jensen: So there’s that. 
Jared: That probably explains most of it.
Jensen: I’m pretty sure that explains it. So A.) That doesn’t exist. And B.) I think that Dean had a… not a crush on Dr. Sexy. M.D. I think he was a fan of the show.

There’s a reason I’m giffing this and it’s not to spread ship-hate. It’s because every time Jensen gets a question like this, fans are putting him in a no-win situation. If he said something positive, people would be sure it was going to become canon and then they’d feel very betrayed when it didn’t happen. If he shoots it down again, he gets hate from people calling him homophobic and saying he doesn’t know Dean at all. This isn’t right. He deserves better than this wank. 

Here’s the video if you want to hear it all for yourself: X