If you receive this, post 10 random things about yourself & then pass it on to your 15 favorite followers :)

Okay, Sandy. I usually think I’m too boring for this stuff but just for you…

I started watching SPN because I thought it was going to be scary and I love scary stuff. Turned out the only thing scary going on is the amount of love those two have for each other. So basically, I came for the horror but stayed for the Wincest. 

I have a three-legged cat named Rick. 

My 3 year-old Jensen never says he’s going to take a nap or go to sleep. He always says he’s going to “take a meep”. He thinks the words “chicken” and “bird” are interchangeable. One time he saw a bald eagle sleeping at the injured bird sanctuary and he kept yelling “CHICKEN TAKE A MEEP” at it until it woke up. 

A bald eagle looks grumpy when woken by a kid calling him a chicken.  

I read a lot. Like A LOT. I carry books with me everywhere I go, even when I’m driving somewhere in case I get stopped by a really long train or something. 

When I was growing up, I hated my name because there are a lot of bad jokes that go along with the name Candi. A typical high school exchange between me and some idiot usually went like this
Idiot: Anyone want a piece of Candi? lol
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are so funny Jason because I have never heard that shit before. And also go fuck yourself. 

I’m a huge fan of Prince and I’m still sad. 

My favorite books are American Gods by Neil Gaiman and The Bottoms by Joe Lansdale. 

I do pilates every day because I screwed up my knee and hip water skiing and I’m trying to make it better by strengthening my muscles. While I exercise, two of my cats (Rick and Joan) crawl around on me like I’m a jungle gym. 

Jensen calls my daughter Kat “Taco” and no one knows why. Now we all call her Taco. 

My son Jensen has a new thing where he says “thank you and have a nice day” to everybody, usually at top volume. I have no idea why he does it but he’s 3 so trust me- it’s usually pretty cute. Anyway, we went grocery shopping and I was wearing my AKF shirt with Jared on it and when we were checking out, the cashier noticed it. 

The cashier: Is that Jared Padalecki? Oh man. He’s gorgeous. 
Jensen: WE KNOW. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY. 
Cashier: *after much laughter* What’s your name, sweetie?
Jensen: MY NAME IS JENSEN. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

She laughed for the entire rest of the time we were in her line and Jensen got a free sucker out of the deal.

So this is random! But I’m going to the heart doctor tomorrow for the 8th time or so. And when I get really nervous I always check your blog.. I guess I just wanna say thank you, your blog is amazing and I love hearing about you and your funny stories, etc. Hope that doesn’t sound creepy xD. Plus the Wincest & J2 are great. Have a great day! ✖●✖●

I’m so sorry you’re going through such a hard time, love. That sucks and I’m glad that my blog gives you a laugh when you need it. 

I thought of a funny story just for you. It’s something that happened on the way to ChiCon last year that I didn’t post before because it’s not really Supernatural related. 

Michael and I were driving through the outskirts of Gary, Indiana (which is a very sad area) and we went by this church. You know how churches put those little signs out front with saying on them? Well, this one had a sign that said “Why even pray?” 

I said: Did you see that? That was the least inspiring sign I’ve ever seen on the front of a church. What was the name of that place?
Michael: I didn’t see the name. Probably “Our Lady of Eternal Indifference.”
Me: “The United Church of… Meh, What’s Even The Point?”
Michael: “The Holy Tabernacle of What-the-fuck-ever”
Me: All their hymns are old songs by The Smiths. 
Michael: There’s no sermons, everyone just sits around pondering how meaningless existence is. 
Me: Well, now I want to go to a church like that. I’m sad that it doesn’t exist.
Michael: Then you’d fit right in. 

Seriously though, anon. I hope you have a great day and that your doctor’s visit goes well. I’ll be thinking about you!!

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. I love you guys. I really do. 

My birthday weekend was amazing- you already know I was at Motor City Nightmares in Detroit. I’m a huge horror movie nerd so that was very cool. I mentioned meeting Curtis Armstrong and Dee Wallace because they’re involved with SPN, but I also met a bunch of my idols from old horror movies. Sid Haig from Spider Baby and Rob Zombie’s movies, Jeffrey Combs from all the H.P. Lovecraft movies and The Frighteners, Kane Hodder who played Jason in several Friday the 13th movies, Caroline Williams from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks. I also got to meet @mozy-j and her husband and they’re just fabulous people. I spent Sunday driving around Detroit taking pictures of abandoned historic buildings because that’s something I love to do. And my husband was threatened by a rogue goose. 

All and all, it was a perfect birthday weekend. 

@wetsammywinchester– I think I remember reading that was Kripke’s birthday but I totally forgot that they mentioned Baby rolled off the line that day too. That makes me happy. 

@sammichgirl– KEEP TALKING PLEASE. I need frosting fics in my life now. 😀 

@hunters-of-olympus– HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! ❤

@gigglyjared, @spnandbuffy4ever, @hello-nicolexoxo-love, @wellcometothedarkside, @drwatsonfan, @brosinlove: LOVE YOU ALL. 

My husband has a slight bird phobia and there were several very tame geese hanging around our hotel because there’s a pond right there. So this morning, he’s putting our bags in the trunk, and this goose that had been walking across the parking lot suddenly took off flying right behind him. Michael hit the deck like we were taking enemy fire. Like, without a second thought- just boom, flat on the ground on his stomach. The goose landed about 2 feet away from us and just stood there looking offended, like “Dude. Wtf?” This has been the best birthday ever.

April 24th is my birthday. Also my husband’s birthday. Also my blog’s 2nd anniversary. 

I won’t be around much this weekend because I’m going to a horror convention in Detroit but I’ll be on mobile as much as I can. Curtis Armstrong is going to be there and I thought of an excellent question to ask him so I’ll definitely let you all know how that goes. 

Anyway, I obviously want to do something special to celebrate my blog’s anniversary/birthday when I get back Monday, but I don’t know what. Anyone want to give me ideas? 

how is ur son Jensen doing? LOVE LOVE LOVE that one post you did about funny stuff u said to him and i still cant believe u named him Jensen. so cute.

He’s fine. I’m trying to potty train him and it’s been really hard. He’s stubborn. The other night, I was changing his pants and I said to my husband, “Damn- he has a little piece of poop stuck to him and I can’t get it off.” My husband goes, “Haha. Poop nuts.” Jensen thought that was hilarious so now he keeps telling everyone that his name is Jensen Poop Nuts. He runs around the house saying it CONSTANTLY. So that’s fun. 

Joan says that’s another story that’s funnier if you imagine Jensen Ackles in place of my Jensen. 

Thanks for asking btw- that’s really sweet.