Before this episode started, Joan and I practiced some phrases that come in handy for bucklemming episodes including: 

  • Man, that SUCKED.
  • What. The. Actual. Fuck. 
  • You call this dialogue that actual humans speak??!!?
  • Man, THAT sucked.
  • Eugenie and Brad wouldn’t know pacing if it literally ran them over and left them for dead.
  • This is some bullshit.
  • MAN, that sucked. 
  • Have the duo ever actually watched an episode of this show?
  • WHy is everyone SOOOOO OOC??
  • MAN, THAT SUCKED.

As you can see, this helpful guide worked like a charm. All we had to do was cut and paste the appropriate phrase at the perfect time and it took care of our entire text conversation. Feel free to use them.