Supernatural monster problems: You know, Sam and Dean would be so much easier to deal with if they weren’t joined at the damn hip 24/7.

(Jump the Shark 4×19)

Come on- you can’t tell me that Sam Winchester doesn’t know that stuff about planets and ears. 

Better questions for God:

  • Why are seahorses the only species where the males give birth?
  • Why spiders?
  • Why’d you make skunks and porcupines so cute when they’re so hard to cuddle?
  • Were the dinosaurs like your first toys and your sister broke them all?
  • Follow-up question: Can you hook me up with a tiny dinosaur for a pet?

This is the face of a man who just damned his soul to hell for his brother:

And this is the face of a man who thinks 40 years in hell was totally worth it if it kept his brother safe:

I’m feelin’ kinda sad.. Do you have any fav protective!Dean moments or anything?? Thanks if you respond.

Protective!Dean? What??? Dean Winchester is totally not a protective guy. 

Okay, so maybe there were a couple of times early on…

Like, maybe once…

or twice…

or a bunch of times but as a general rule…

you can clearly see that he’s just not that protective at all. 

Okay, so maybe he was super over-the-top protective but I’m sure he’s over all that by now. 

lol. jk. He’s still so protective of Sam that it’s gross. 

Hey, remember that time that they had a chance to save the world but then Dean said “fuck it” and just saved Sam instead? 

If you just responded “which time?” then you already know how protective Dean Winchester is of his baby brother. 

Dean crying for or about Sam by request. 

(All Hell Breaks Loose, parts 1 & 2, Heart, When the Levee Breaks, The End, My Bloody Valentine, Swan Song, Red Meat)