I want someone to write my husband’s initials and mine like that and then I’m going to get them tattooed on my other shoulder. I tried writing it myself awhile ago and it looked ridiculous.

Ketch: How does Sam get his hair so shiny? How many ratty flannels does Dean own? I NEED ANSWERS FOR MY REPORT, PEOPLE.
Random BMoLs: Yes, sir!
*20 minutes later*
BMoLs: Sam uses super secret shampoo. Dean owns 7 ratty flannels and 10 fairly unratty flannels.
Ketch: Good work. Pints all around.

Dean: *eyeballs sheriff as if to say “how dare you keep a goat god in your basement drainage system?”*
Sheriff: *hangs head in shame*

tabbycas:

The Winchesters: Have literally killed Death, are in their like 892364926 fight against Satan himself, are buds with God

Random British assholes: We can def take them