Dean: *picks up walkie of incapacitated guard*
Me: he’s so smart he’s going to pretend to be that guard
Dean: WHAT’S UP BITCHES IT’S ME DEAN WINCHESTER SUCK ON THAT

Sam and Dean dressed in prison jumpsuits run through the woods trying to evade capture. Night falls and they come upon an abandoned cabin…

Sorry. Just cataloging the fan fic tropes here.