THE WINCHESTERS ARE DEAD. OMG, you guys. 

Okay, guess that’s it then. Good game, everybody. It’s been fun but since they’re dead at 18 minutes into the show, clearly that’s that. Bye!

That sad little look the brothers gave each other right before they were separated. This is what Agent Henriksen promised would happen to them way back at the beginning of Jus in Bello.  

jarpatd:

sam and dean are both in their 30’s in the show and the fact that sam can still look at dean when he’s scared and look like such a small child is CRAZY

don’t ever say Jared Padalecki is a bad actor

Before this episode started, Joan and I practiced some phrases that come in handy for bucklemming episodes including: 

  • Man, that SUCKED.
  • What. The. Actual. Fuck. 
  • You call this dialogue that actual humans speak??!!?
  • Man, THAT sucked.
  • Eugenie and Brad wouldn’t know pacing if it literally ran them over and left them for dead.
  • This is some bullshit.
  • MAN, that sucked. 
  • Have the duo ever actually watched an episode of this show?
  • WHy is everyone SOOOOO OOC??
  • MAN, THAT SUCKED.

As you can see, this helpful guide worked like a charm. All we had to do was cut and paste the appropriate phrase at the perfect time and it took care of our entire text conversation. Feel free to use them. 

I need Castiel to pop out of my closet right now, touch my head, and say “This episode is a masterpiece. You love it. Everything about it makes perfect sense.”