virilemanifestationofthedivine:
Perfect Wincest coda: Sam takes Dean out to a field under the stars, they exchange deep
meaningful looks, stare at each other’s lips and then Sam hands Dean the grenade launcher.This is hot.
Tag: spoilers
Dean: I killed Hitler.
Sam: You know no one’s gonna believe you, right?
Dean: You’ll believe me. You were there.
And that’s really all the counts for Dean.
Sam : dean pass the salt
Dean : I killed hitler
Sam : dean do you want something to eat ?
Dean : I killed hitler
Random waitress: what you would like to eat ?
Dean : um idk . But I do know that I killed hitler
Random stranger : passes by
Dean : excuse me sir . But did you know I killed hitler ?
Dean: *sees Nazi slowly overpowering his brother
Also Dean: *dropkicks him into next week*
Hitler: Give her to the dogs.
Henchmen: We have no dogs.
Hitler: Then get some! I LOVE DOGGIES!
Sam: OMG- ME TOO!
Hitler: DOGS
Sam: DOGGOS
Hitler: PUPPERS
Everyone else: stop
These Nazi guys look really unhappy about resurrecting Hitler while he’s just dancing around like a dumbass.
“Ach. We forgot what a douche das Führer was.”
Do you know what it’s like to grow up with a father who’s a Nazi necromancer?
Okay fine, kid. You win the daddy issues competition.
Sam: Maybe let’s not touching anyth–
Dean: *rubs hands over furniture*
Dean: *keeps touching the boats*
Sam: …ing.
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