If Chuck is God, this would be part of his gospel.
The Lord thy God did take the Holy Plunger of Toilets and smote Sam Winchester:
And the Lord Chuck sayeth unto Sam:
And Sam did sayeth unto the Lord, “Well, my head hurts, Chuck.”
Further wisdom from his gospel…
The Lord is wise in all things and sayeth unto the people:
And it was good. Amen.
(I was going to mention something about Chuck calling Mistress Magda on here but then something occurred to me.
Mistress Magda is a probably a reference to Mary Magdalene, who was rumored to be a prostitute or fallen woman even though there’s no real evidence to support that and it was probably something made up in the Middle Ages. I’m really mad at myself for never catching that before.)
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