Sam : Guys like us, we’re not exactly the kind of people they write about in history books.
But you are the kind of people they write about in fan fiction and that’s way better so George Washington can suck it.
Tag: the memory remains
THEY ARE CARVING THEIR INITIALS IN THE TABLE SOMEONE HOLD ME
Slaying gods and knights of hell, Sam Fucking Winchester.
Ketch: How does Sam get his hair so shiny? How many ratty flannels does Dean own? I NEED ANSWERS FOR MY REPORT, PEOPLE.
Random BMoLs: Yes, sir!
*20 minutes later*
BMoLs: Sam uses super secret shampoo. Dean owns 7 ratty flannels and 10 fairly unratty flannels.
Ketch: Good work. Pints all around.
Dean: *eyeballs sheriff as if to say “how dare you keep a goat god in your basement drainage system?”*
Sheriff: *hangs head in shame*
Promo for The Memory Remains 12.18
The only way this could be funnier to me is if the goat guy was like “WHAT. I’m tryna play Overwatch down here.”
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