Me: I wonder how Supernatural will finally end…
My husband: Last episode, everyone dies, fade to black. But wait! We hear Dean saying “Sam! Wake up. You’re having a nightmare.” And the scene fades back in with Sam lying in a big bed and Dean shaking him awake. Sam goes “That was crazy. I dreamed that everyone we know was either a monster or a hunter or an angel or a demon. Everyone kept dying. And that’s not the weirdest part- we were brothers in my dream.” Dean’s like “That’s kinky, Sammy. Even for you.” Boom. They weren’t brothers- they’re married. It was all part of Sam’s dream. Fade out again. It explains all the weird sexual chemistry between “brothers”, all the parallels with married people, all the times they were mistaken for a couple.
Me: *stares at him for a full minute*
Me: Dude, what’s your screen name on AO3? I’m gonna need to read the rest of your fics.
Now that Mary is back, I wonder how often she’ll have to say, ‘stop looking at your brother like that’ to Sam and Dean. Probably a lot. 😉






